Another Damn T-Shirt

Meat Computer Unisex Tee

$29.99

Size Guide

How to measure
How to measure
Size AB
XS 26.7517
S 2818.5
M 29.520.5
L 3122.25
XL 32.2524
2XL 3325.23
3XL 33.526.75

All measurements in inches

Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

How to measure
How to measure
Size LengthWidth
XS 26.7517
S 2818.5
M 29.520.5
L 3122.25
XL 31.2524
2XL 3325.25
3XL 33.526.75

All measurements in inches

Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Your brain is the most sophisticated computer ever built, and now you can wear that truth on your chest. The Meat Computer tee features a striking circular design that merges neural dendrites branching upward like a living tree with the sharp geometry of circuit board traces below, all framing the bold, unapologetic text that says exactly what your skull is housing. It is the perfect collision of biology and technology rendered in crisp monochrome illustration.

This shirt is made for thinkers, creators, coders, neuroscience nerds, and anyone who appreciates the absurd brilliance of calling the human brain what it actually is. The unisex cut drapes cleanly on any body type, and the premium soft-hand fabric means you will reach for this one again and again. Whether you are pulling an all-nighter debugging code or just existing loudly in public, this shirt communicates your worldview without saying a word.

Printed on a high-quality unisex tee with a comfortable relaxed fit and exceptional durability, this design holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Available in sizes S through 2XL, it is built to fit real humans of all shapes. Give your meat computer the wardrobe it deserves.

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Wrap yourself in comfort with this premium tee. It’s made of 100% combed cotton and has a soft, luxurious feel. The t-shirt’s regular fit and crew neck boast a timeless look. The fabric is pre-shrunk to maintain its size and shape wash after wash. Style it up or down to suit any occasion. • 100% combed cotton • Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180.25 g/m²) • Yarn diameter: 28 singles • Pre-shrunk • Regular fit • Crew neck • Side-seamed construction • Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem • Ribbed collar • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

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Made to order. Made with purpose.

Every item is printed on demand — nothing is produced until you order it. This means zero unsold inventory and zero waste from overproduction.

Because each piece is custom-made for you, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing. But we fully stand behind our quality — if your order arrives with a defect, printing error, or the wrong item, we'll replace it or refund you, no questions asked.

  • Cancel within 2 hours of purchase for a full refund
  • Defects, misprints, and wrong items — replaced or refunded
  • Lost or damaged in shipping — we'll make it right
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